For those of us who survived Big Brother 8, the Dolphincrash logo is burned in our brains. Because against all odds, Zach made it to final three, forcing us to read the word Dolphincrash at least five times an episode the entire season.

And you’ve come here for answers, after all these years. I set out on a video project to find out everything I could about this bizarre outcast of Big Brother infamy and his incessant T-shirts. Because I want to celebrate the weird shit of Big Brother history.

But in the process of making a silly joke video, it got real. And somehow I bought the long dormant Dolphincrash.com.

Here’s the story